The MYB Genius of Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler’s family thought she was getting really fat, but that’s just because they were watching her on wide-screen. She eats lots of Swedish fish but also does Pilates six times a week. And she’ll never give up alcohol, no matter what her nutritionist says. Having a kid or a pet in your bed is a sexy sack saboteour. “Bad Girl” by Britney Spears featuring Lil Wayne is very good for the gym. Use alcohol wipes to swab down the soles of your feet after walking through airport security. Set an alarm at night to remind you to go to bed. Save $1200 a year by working out instead of going to therapy. You can wash your sneakers in the washing machine as long as you remove the liners first and choose cold cycle, then air dry them with newspaper stuffed inside. Eat a turkey sandwich before shopping, and you’ll have better retail impulse control. Almond flour is packed with protein, fiber, magnesium and vitamin E. Losing weight won’t solve all your problems, and everyone won’t be happy for you. You’ll burn 67% more calories if you walk with walking poles.
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